Hollow Bubba buys new jet with old people's prescription drug money

 
We're in flames down here ya'll... We now have a Repugnicant Guv'ner, none other than Hollow Bubba himsef, former Chairman of the Repugnicant party.

The first thing Guv'ner Bubba did when he took office was to buy a new jet. The next thing was to rob people of their constitutional rights to have a fair trial by ramming thru some more tort deform. The third thing he did was cut Medicaid to old people and disabled folks...

I hear Bubba's enjoying his new jet and that he will soon be flying around the country telling all ya'll yankees how deformed we are down here.